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Good one !

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This is a pretty good bang. One of the louder examples.

just 30 minutes later

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Sometimes there's no banging for several days and then sometimes there's banging every half hour.

The first thing they ask

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For absolutely no extra charge we will provide a loud annoying banging sound in your apartment! How does that sound? Like this !

Metrex property group building may explode !

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 if this building explodes you'll have these videos to help figure out what happened. https://youtu.be/ne0ryxqGN9M

Incredible!

  There has been no bang all last night or this morning! This is fantastic. Metrex has done it again!

Big Bang

 It's no Theory. There really is a big banging noise in my apartment.

Uh hello

OH NO ! THE BANGING IS BACK !

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METREX is a total and abject failure! What does abject mean anyway? Okay so now I'm going to go release my other blog post. How could it be so loud for the last several days, and then be totally silent all night? I know! IT'S POSSESSED ! As we all know Jesus has been given authority over all power in heaven and on Earth. So, for some reason Jesus is directing the banging! Otherwise it couldn't happen. ab·ject / ˈabˌjekt , abˈjekt / Learn to pronounce adjective 1 . (of something bad) experienced or present to the maximum degree. "his letter plunged her into abject misery" 2 . (of a person or their behavior) completely without pride or dignity; self-abasing. "an abject apology" Definition from Google Ok METREX probably isn't abject

Good news and bad news

The very Good news is that the banging has not occurred once this evening. The bad news is I have a couple of really great posts saved as drafts that were prepared for the continued banging. Now they may have to wait for the next low end dwelling honored by my presence. Hear that? That's right you don't hear anything! Never fear, I do have some more legitimate complaints, but we'll let everyone recuperate for a couple of days. Great going Metrex, I knew you had it in you. Think of the things you can accomplish if you really put your mind to it.

Shish BOOM Bah !

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Sugar plums danced in their heads

You can see it right now. It's 10:02 p.m. time for all good little boys and girls to be tucked into bed and ready for sleep. While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads.  Guess what I'm doing? I'm waiting for the next big bang in my apartment. I think next time I'll record the clock to show you as it bangs through the night oh by the way I get to hop up in the morning bright and early and go to work.

Metrex group apartment banging every hour

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Shocking !

Metrex group apartment banging

The banging is getting ever louder. Maybe tonight we can get a recording of one that's quite a bit louder at 2 a.m. in the morning. Oh by the way this is the room I sleep in because the bedroom smells like pot smoke all the time. Living the dream

Metrex group apartment in Denver

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It's not as much fun as it looks