METREX is a total and abject failure! What does abject mean anyway? Okay so now I'm going to go release my other blog post. How could it be so loud for the last several days, and then be totally silent all night? I know! IT'S POSSESSED ! As we all know Jesus has been given authority over all power in heaven and on Earth. So, for some reason Jesus is directing the banging! Otherwise it couldn't happen. ab·ject / ˈabˌjekt , abˈjekt / Learn to pronounce adjective 1 . (of something bad) experienced or present to the maximum degree. "his letter plunged her into abject misery" 2 . (of a person or their behavior) completely without pride or dignity; self-abasing. "an abject apology" Definition from Google Ok METREX probably isn't abject